Life Has Been Described As A Moderately Good play, These Funny Life Quotes Will Reveal Who Said That

There’s nothing like reading a bunch of funny life quotes especially when you’re having a bit of a bad day. Here are some of the best ones.

Carl Sandburg:
"Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep."

Kathleen Norris:
"In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular."

William Shakespeare:
"Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man."

Brendan Gill
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."

Everett McKinley Dirksen
"Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries."

Truman Capote:
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."

Christopher Isherwoo:
"Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination."

Andy Rooney:
"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."

Maya Angelou:
"Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, I am with you kid Let's go!"

Johnny Carson:
"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of Spam."

Benjamin Franklin:
"Dost thou love life? Then waste not time; for time is the stuff that life is made of."

Paul Beatty:
"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door."

Mary Tyler Moore:
"Three things have helped me through the ordeals of life; an understanding husband, a good analyst, and millions of dollars."

These funny life quotes are great for breaking the ice or for the moments when you want to leave a lasting impression on someone.

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